STRAIGHT, NORTHERN N' BROKE
As we all know: Lads being lads they’ll do pretty much anything to get their cocks sucked…. Won’t they? Getting their straight arses fucked is a bit more difficult, then again it’s surprising how easily a big fat cock slides up their fuck holes when a few tenners are waved in front of their noses! It’s a hard life up North and money is hard to cum by these days. What with the bedroom tax and the fuckin benefit cuts and sky high rents there’s hardly enough left over at the end of the week for ten fags never mind a bag of tinnies or for fuck sake even a night owt ont town. So spending a few hours with your boxers round your ankles getting rodgered by your mates is an easy way to earn a bob or two, specially if you get a nice blow job into the bargain and spunk all over your mates face!! And when the bloke from the council comes round after his unpaid rent it all fuckin kicks off as Danny and his scally mates drag him inside their flat and shag him senseless. Triga gives a whole new meaning to rent arrears. Fuckin mint mate!
