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SCENE 1: ET IN ARCADIA EGO.

Daddy Cream lays cum-craving man-tramp GIOVANNI SUMMERS on the floor and pounds his willing ass till the bottom-man nearly expires. Just like God intended.

A Sexpig Manifesto:

A US journal for professional security services cited two things as the greatest threats to security in the US. The first: terrorists. The second: men having sex in public toilets.

This insanity is a symptom of the fear the straight world has concerning men fucking and sucking freely with each other. That’s the battle we face now. If sex is easily given and freely enjoyed—if you can go anywhere to get a great blowjob or find willing men ready to fuck and be fucked—then the widespread pent-up frustration and dissatisfaction with life that keeps the wheels of commerce rolling might be threatened.

Revolution through butt-fucking, in other words. And my friends, I say it’s time for that revolution!

SCENE 2: TWO MEN AND A DOG.

Chase Acland and Zack Acland double-team a good boy named Pup Vino, filling both of his happy holes with their cream-filled milk bones.

(Cont'd) The ills of our world are rooted in the constant frustration of our basic needs as men. In the past, it was true that if you starved the people they would revolt, but if you withheld and policed male sex the economy grows. More babies, minimal sex, thriving economy. Enough of this bullshit!

For the first time in human history, there’s no reason why all men shouldn’t be fucking all the goddamn time. We don’t need babies anymore—-there are way-the-fuck too many as it is! We don’t need for men to work constantly—-automation and computers are making our labor redundant and unnecessary. The great question facing men now is this: what do we fuckin’ do with all this free-time? I say take yer bloated drippin’ dick in hand and let it lead you to th’ manslut promised land!

SCENE 3: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Proud Poz-Loader Alex Hammer fists and fucks ever-willing cock-serviceman Matt Wylde. Matt's eyes roll back in his head - the lights are on, but no one's home as he's reamed into that special place o’ bliss: dickvana.

(Cont'd) Men have allowed themselves to be denied and deprived of the birthright of physical pleasure for much too long. It’s always been during the times when men enjoyed total sexual freedom that creative and innovative work has happened. The earliest efforts at language were Neanderthal grunts and slaps meant to communicate “Me fuck that hole” or “You no scream” or “Watch the teeth!” Men love to be served and worshiped—-and men love to serve and worship! Paradise!

SCENE 4: "...THAT ASS"

Daddy Cream’s testosterone-dripping chahunga noses its way deep into the fine firm fuckadelic fanny of jizz-junkie Trelino. Daddy Cream fucks like a mad walrus in heat, and lucky-fucky Trelino bounces and bucks that jouncing muscle-butt 'til he earns Daddy's payload-o-sperm deep in his guts.

(Cont'd) Our daily experience is saturated with institutionalized frustration and fear fueled by a constant glut of images of other people having fun, enjoying vacations, buying huge perfect homes. We’re no longer even promised that if we work hard enough and sublimate, sublimate, sublimate, then we’ll be able to someday live the way the folks in movies and advertisements live. Things are more fucked up than ever now: if we work hard and sublimate our drives and needs and hungers, we’ll be allowed to watch celebrities as they live the way we are told we should want to live.

FUCK THAT!

SCENE 5: THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH™

All in one and one in all! 18 men of all shapes, sizes, and desires, fuckin' and suckin' with no rules and a flood of jizz and bonhomie! Ya got tall men, short men, muscle dogs, lean-as-bone fuckers; ya got big cocks, hungry bungs, men-impregnators and holes that need to stockpile sperm for the winter. I called this scene "The Happiest Place on Earth™" and you’ll know fuckin’ why when you get a gander at th’ fun.

With Chase Acland, Zack Acland, Blaze Austin, Cameron Carter, Seth Fisher, Jonah Fontana, Nick Forte, Alex Hammer, Alex Hawk, Calvin Mandy, Topher Michels, Ryan Powers, Matt Roudy, Marcus Stone, Topher Stone, Mark Strong, Cody Winter and Dusty Woods.

(Cont'd) Enough! We should not be part of a system that requires maximum frustration and slavery in return for the pathetic reward of minimal satisfaction. That’s fuckin’ nuts!

For men, sex is the key. We’re lied to; a lot of male-male porn lies and tells us that the best sex is reserved for men who look a certain way, dress a certain way, live in a great house, a beautiful place, and so on. These fuckin’ liars tell us that our dick has to be a certain size, our body needs a lotta muscle and on and on and on. With the complicity of even our own gay pornographers, great sex and plenty of it is the carrot on a stick that keeps all us poor suckers locked in slavery.

Fuck that shit.

SCENE 6: BUZZ-CUT.

Chill-out time! Dick Savvy gives Matt Wylde's head a pre-fuck shave. The second Dick's finished, he puts Matt in the sling. Born again, the cock servant is baptized with a good old-fashioned, legs-up deep-breeding… and that’s how we grow em, here at TIM.

(Cont'd) Gay porn for the most part is as bad as the rest of the culture! Instead of giving us freedom and unlimited pleasure, instead of setting us fuckin’ free, it parcels out the same bullshit—-you have to be beautiful, have a big dick, huge muscles, etc. You know that’s nonsense! If you were born a man, you’ve got everything you fuckin’ need to live a brilliant sex-saturated jubilant life!

SCENE 7: A BOTTOM'S TWO CENTS.

TRELINO jerks off and talks about how much he loves getting fucked.

(Cont'd) Turn your back on the bullshit porn that has nothing but “sex performances” by guys who want to win bullshit awards and build bullshit careers. What does any of that have to do with a real sex-culture that enables all men to freely and explore the depth and breadth of their honest-to-god primal nature?

SCENE 8: STAIRWELL.

ELEMENT ZY uses ALEX DAVIS in a public stairwell. Where were you? Join in next time!

The need for sex and bliss and man-man bonding is real and basic. It's not some airy-fairy bullshit notion. It's as down-to-earth and real as breathing.

The time for a sexpig promised land is now! RIGHT NOW!

The place is wherever the fuck you are. Join us at TIM in committing to making this a reality. Take your dick in hand, snort them poppers till yer stoopid and start stroking and don't stop, damnit, until you've given your seed to a hundred, a thousand fellow sexpigs, your equals, your brothers, your community, your world.

--Paul Morris