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SEX SALAD

This scene is clearly ahead of its time. Long before food was incorporated into sex with fetishes such as “sploshing”, and a generation before the “Jackass” boys made homoerotic comedy stunt videos, “Sex Salad” was experimenting in both genres.

Whereas the eroticism of sploshing is derived from making a mess with food, the erotic action in “Sex Salad” uses food as sex toys themselves. Like MTV’s reality show “Jackass” and the series of feature films it spawned, the humor is derived from stupid stunts, often involving painful blows to the crotch or shoving strange objects up the rectum. In “Jackass”, the comedy is upfront and only homoerotic by accident, simply because the cast is young, athletic and attractive. In “Sex Salad” they’re trying to play it straight-faced because it is supposed to be erotic, but the audience knows it’s made just for laughs.

“Sex Salad” begins with a hairy bearded guy entering a 70’s style kitchen with a bag of groceries. A naked roommate enters to help put away the food, but a third roommate appears and examines the size difference between a cucumber and his own fat cock. This excites the others, so they move to the living room.

The living room, adorned with red floral curtains and orange shag carpet, is the setting for this food fetish scene. Starting with a close-up of a tossed salad laying in the crotch of a naked man, another pours salad dressing over him. Tossed salad guy stands up and begins sucking another guy, and as they begin to 69, the third guy starts shoving a Jalapeno pepper in the top’s ass.

One of the most memorable shots of this scene is the image of a cored-out tomato shoved onto the shaft of a dick and used as a cushion while fucking. But the vegetable abuse goes even further!

A dozen green olives get inserted into an ass and later expelled one by one as they drop into the bearded guy’s face which is positioned underneath.
A cucumber gets peeled and cored and slid over an erect penis to face fuck a hungry bottom. Used like a biodegradable Fleshlight, we later see cum dripping out of the hallowed-out cucumber.

The climax of the scene is when all three gather around a big bowl of salad to shoot their sticky, creamy, salty loads to make a special dressing. After a fade to black, the epilogue shows a fashionable dinner party with the same salad being served to the guests.

TRIPLE DECKER

A relaxing day of reading magazines and playing records gets more heated as the host arrives with a tray of snacks. The host smears jelly on a slice of white bread, but in handing it to his naked guest, the bread plops right into the lap of the naked guy! As any good host would do, he reaches down and licks the jelly off with his tongue. It doesn’t take long and the dick somehow slides right into the host’s mouth. Meanwhile, the third guy’s clothes have magically disappeared and he proceeds to dip his cock into a jar of peanut butter. Even without the creamy peanut buttery goodness, it’s hard to resist tasting the cock of the furry little muscle hunk with the poofy hairdo.

The scene changes to one guy laying flat on the floor as the other two smear cream cheese and honey all over his body. They both start licking the sugary-and-fat laden concoction, completely ignoring their diets in the name of art. Lots of sweet rimming and butt licking follows, with honey eventually used as lubrication for fucking.

The bottom is then flipped over for a close-up of smearing jelly on one butt cheek and peanut butter on the other, and again, the lure of licking off the peanut butter was too hard to resist.
The top now stands up as the others begin to pour honey on his erect, uncut dick and both mouths fight for a chance to wrap their lips around it. They change positions and the top lubricates his dick with peanut butter and honey for a sticky sweet ass fucking. While getting fucked from behind, the bottom smears jelly all over the beautiful hairy chest of the third guy. From here, they go all out smearing peanut butter and jelly between each body as they lay on top one another, creating their own “Triple Decker” sandwich.
The finale has all three on their knees shooting their loads between three slices of bread, peanut butter and jelly. The Triple Decker cum sandwich is divided up and eaten heartily.

RECYLCED BEER

This scene, also clearly ahead of it’s time, explores innovative ways to “go green” and encourage recycling. And as the old saying goes, “You don’t buy beer, you RENT it, because you always have to give it back.”

Beer and its resulting excretions is the focus of this early fetish film. Three young guys (probably the same three from the last scene) begin sucking cock and drinking copious amounts of Olympia beer. When one guy tries to leave to take a piss, another stops him and suggests (with a devilish wink) that he just piss in his face. We are then treated to some slow motion shots of piss aimed right at one guy’s mouth as the urine trickles down all over the other guy’s chest below.

As the pile of empty beer cans grow, the cock sucking gets even more heated. Then it’s the bottom’s turn to stand and piss all over the others. The third guy eventually gets his turn to interrupt the 69ing of the other two to unload his bladder all over them.
The finale features cum shots all around, but we’re left with the question, did they recycle the cans or just the beer?

PISS PARTY

Following the urine theme, this scene also begins with three ruggedly handsome young men sitting around the living room floor. And before we begin, viewers should take note of the thick shag carpet with black and orange squares. As the pissing commences, notice how they take no precautions to protect the carpet. (What will Mom say when she gets home??!!)

Starting with a close-up of a bag of potato chips, the camera zooms out to show the three studying a stack of photos that all appear the same shot. (Could they all be struggling actors critiquing each other’s headshots?)
The salty chips must have made them all quite thirsty, because the guy on the right feels the need to stand up and piss in his thirsty friend’s mouth. (Maybe that proves they ARE in show business!) In any case, in the process of standing up, we get to see how his perfectly formed ass fills out a pair of sailor style bell-bottom pants so nicely!

The piss begins to flow, with no regard to the fact they are all clothed and sitting on shag carpet. (I would hate visit that apartment a week later!) After a quick dissolve, the play continues with the boys now naked and necking, again on the unprotected carpet. Two are rolling about and sucking each other’s cock with abandon as the third returns with a six pack of Olympia beer and joins the action, each getting their turn to suck and fuck.
Shortly after the beer starts to flow more profusely, so does the piss, with a steady stream running from an open mouth, across the bare bodies, and into the other thirsty mouth. Each gets their chance to piss on the others and eventually shoot their load of cum into each other’s mouth, too.

KISS THE ROSEBUD

The scene begins innocently with some tongue gymnastics and butt-grabbing in vintage style Levi’s, but the tone gets darker rather quickly. After some close inspection of a hungry butt hole, the top begins to lubricate it with a small tube of KY, but as the scene progresses, it’s going to take a lot more lube than that.

The butt gets warmed up with a couple of fingers and some rimming, but we move to the heavy artillery in no time. Before you know it, a giant 4” diameter dildo begins its ascent into the lower intestines of the anxious bottom. He’s now loose enough to start taking a fist, but in a rare close-up of the bottom, you see him snorting poppers to loosen himself even further.

In order to go nice and deep, the lubrication now requires heavy duty fisting grease and Crisco, and it pays off. Not only can the top insert well past his wrist, he can also squeeze his own dick in there, too. An extended close-up of the bottom shows him in utter bliss and slightly dazed. He now shows his prowess at making his gaping butt hole open and close like a proverbial rosebud. The top is so enamored with seeing the bottom’s colon pushed through the sphincter, that he kisses and licks it tenderly before sticking his dick in there to fuck the gaping hole.

LEATHER ORGY

This is a classic dungeon scene with a six hardcore fetish players penetrating guys who are bound at the wrists and ankles.
As one guy in the forefront sucks another while bound at the wrists, a leather top whips and fondles the round ass of a submissive male while attached to a St. Andrew’s Cross.

They change partners, and one couple becomes the focus as they suck each other in the 69 position, but only long enough to prepare a butt hole for penetration. We’re treated to a long, contemplative scene of a disembodied dick buried between two round, furry butt cheeks. He fucks him like a pile driver and pulls out just in time to cum all over the bottom’s butt. The bearded top daddy turns over and sucks the bottom almost to orgasm, but the scene ends abruptly as the camera appears to have run out of film!