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LOCKER ROOM JOCKS

White knee high tube socks with stripes around the top and polyester gym shorts with white piping on the edges have made a big fashion comeback recently. If you look at this scene, you'll see why the younger generation is turned on by that look. I wore that same uniform myself in the 1970's and I was the same age as those guys then, too. We didn't have any problem whatsoever walking around in those tiny, tight shorts with nothing on underneath. One guy's shorts have zippers on the sides that open all the way to the waist band, so I am not sure what sport would benefit from that athletic gear, other than male stripper.
 
"Oops, excuse me young man, but since your balls just fell out, I might as well suck it." That's kind of how this scene played out. A blond, curly haired jock with six pack abs gets a crotch shoved in his face by an equally athletic brunette and the show begins. They are later joined by another young blond in a blue tank top and jock strap with a big hard dick and a gymnast body.

The action all takes place on the bench in front of gym lockers in varies pieces of skimpy athletic gear to satisfy the sports fetishists out there. The scene is a full 16 minutes of jocks fucking, sucking and rimming in amazingly brilliant color with slow motion cum shots repeated on a second camera, which was also rare at the time.

MUSCLE JOCK WORKOUT

This scene has some of the best color saturation and sharpest picture of all the movies we've transferred so far. It's also one of the longest vintage scenes we have, too, clocking in at almost 18 minutes.
 
"Muscle Jock Workout" features three young jocks at a late 1970's style gay gym pretending to do a workout. By today's steroid-fueled standards, they're not what you'd call "built". And it's odd to see nary a tattoo nor a single bit of pierced flesh between them! Though not the ballooned up pin-cushioned cartoons we're accustomed to in modern gay porn, they've got the rock hard abs and v-shaped torsos of a swimmer / gymnast / jogger. Cute faces and big juicy cocks, too.
 
Extra points are given to the costumes in "Muscle Jock Workout". The tiny jogging shorts and tank tops with contrasting colored piping on the edges and knee-high white socks with horizontal stripes only recently made a comeback with the uber-hipsters. But it's the colors-not-found-in-nature that give it that camp appeal the hipsters love. They spend most of the movie in nothing but white jock straps, not that they need to, but there are a lot of guys who get turned on by sweaty jocks.
 
Take note of the workout machine in this scene. They were called a "Universal Machine" because it incorporated multiple chest, shoulder, back and leg exercises all while sitting in the same chair. It was one of the first machines available at gyms that made it "safe" for non-jocks to enter a gym without any training in free weights. They've now been replaced with much more high tech machines, and sadly, everyone still uses them wrong.

JOCK MUSCLE GYM

The scene involves three handsome guys in their early 20's, each with the trim, sinewy body of a gymnast. Hairstyles are longer than you'd see today, but the peach fuzz on the upper lip of one guy is a perennial favorite of studs entering manhood.  Please note the use of period headbands and gym shorts trimmed with piping in contrasting colors.
 
Below is the description of the scene taken verbatim from the magazine that went along with the movie. It's a little hard to tell who is playing which character, but they fuck, suck and look cute doing it, so it really doesn't matter.
 
Mark is the new equipment boy at Tony's gym and he's real anxious to please. His handsome and youthful body has not gone unnoticed by the customers, particularly Scott. Scott asked Mark to hold his feet for some quick push-ups (except he's actually doing sit-ups, ed.) so he could get to know the boy better. Just the touch of Mark's hands got him started.
 
Soon the boys decide to do their workout naked and Mark got an eyeful of Scott's long cock. His lust shows all over him as his own prick grows thick and hard. Tony rubs the knob of his rapidly swelling organ as he anticipates some hot action in his gym. Scott wants to help Mark get off but the way it works out, Mark winds up sucking Scott off. His cock grows to a thick ten inches and the sight of it makes Mark's bunghole tingle.
 
Scott flips Mark over and puts one of his big hands on each round cheek. He spreads that cheery asshole open and rams his cock up inside. Mark screams out, first in pain, then in pleasure and searches for Tony's prick to suck on. Mark gets it from both ends until Scott can't hold back any longer. Scott comes on Mark's cute fanny so hard the thrust pulls Mark off of Tony's prick. By now Tony's too hot to stop and fucks Mark, too.
 
Mark handles Scott's long rod as he feels Tony's go deep inside his butt. As Tony gets hotter, his cock swells until Mark thinks his asshole will burst. Then he feels it. Tony's swollen cock explodes inside Mark's asshole and fills him with jism. Then he pulls out and squirts the rest all over Mark so he can see it splash on the boy's white skin. Tony holds his still red prick over Mark's crack and decides it was a good idea to hire this new boy.

PUMPING JOCKS

Two guys in matching outfits are working out at a gym. Well, not actually working out, but simulating the act of working out. They are both wearing red tank tops, white tennis shorts, and white knee socks with red stripes. Somehow, though they are dressed alike, we are led to believe they don't know each other. In a completely empty gym, one stranger is hovering over the other standing right next to him and cruising hard. The guy on the bench hardly notices he's being cruised, but slyly nods at one point.

Without saying a word, and supposedly in public, one guy starts going down on the other. A completely preposterous scenario, but let's go with it because the guys are so cute. After a bit of sucking, the top guy turns the other around and starts fucking him right on the incline bench.

They soon move to the floor for more options and the bigger, hairier, more buffed guy is on top. He gives the bottom a good ass-pounding, and the scene concludes. It's sweaty, sexy and quaint (because it's so old-fashioned).

MUSCLEMAN POSING

This is a little softcore solo movie from the late 70's or early 80's and it's kinda "artsy". In a completely black room, a beefy smooth bodybuilder is standing under a lone spotlight. He's dark haired with a bushy mustache, a white headband and white jockstrap. His oiled-up muscles glimmer in the light. Though his body would be considered average size in today's porn standards, that giant hose between his legs would be considered big in any era. Whatever. He looks quite luscious to me!
This rare, unknown footage is unfortunately incomplete, but for solo material, it's pretty awesome to get your motor running.

NAKED WORKOUT

Well, we're going to have to file this one under "Comedy".

This ancient black and white film comes during the period when two men couldn't be seen making contact with each other in a passionate way while naked. To get around that, producers usually had them wrestle because violence, of course, is perfectly acceptable.

So as an alternative to wrestling in this movie, they used calisthenics in order to show some movement and activity. The "movement" in this case was mostly done to see their cocks and balls bouncing up and down while doing Jumping Jacks. They otherwise go through a very standard set of calisthenics that we all did back in grade school, and interestingly enough, many of those classic exercises were proven to actually be harmful.

After a grueling set of leg lifts, sit-ups, and twist-from-the-waist exercises, they spray each other with the hose. It's then that they commit the worst crime of gay porn – they start to DANCE! First, it's a rocking 60's beach party step, then it slows down to a waltz. There is a cardinal rule against dancing in gay porn because no matter how hard you try, it looks foolish.

The two guys in the beginning of the movie are tall and very thin with very defined abdominal muscles, but they are joined at the very end by another skinny boy with blond wavy hair that demonstrates two classic exercise gadgets that have long ago been deemed ridiculous and archaic.

One gadget was the metal springs with handles for working the chest. My dad had one and all it did was pull out your chest hair! The other is the vibrating belt machine which claimed you could "jiggle" the fat off! My Grandmother had one of those, and along with every other Grandmother that bought one, it sat in the corner untouched. Whether these gadgets worked or not, the blond boy certainly looked good using them!