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Richie Jacquelette

Richie is a hot, hairy, tatted, straight hipster with a bit of nerd in him. Behind his thick hip glasses, you’ll find two deep pools of bright blue. When he looks at the camera all of us here at Alternadudes almost melt. He’s never shaved and his pubes and stomach and chest and pits are all 100% naturally overgrown. He’s not concerned about hitting the gym. He gets laid on a fairly regular basis without it.



Richie starts out rubbing himself through his tight black jeans. His hand goes in deep for its big hairy prize. It finds its destination and starts pumping. His belt and zipper open up as he whips his almost full cock out of his pants and underwear. Next his big glasses and his dingy t-shirt come off. He’s getting super horny and he’s getting more rushed with each piece of clothing. He can’t get his big clunky boots or his jeans off fast enough.



When everything is off, he reveals a thick ocean of wild black pubes that reach down and engulf his tight nutsack. The pre-cum is already ozzing out of his big tip. He bites his lip and keep rubbing his wet, shiny hard cock as his hairy balls bounce in their sack. He tells us that he’s a big pre-cummer and sometimes he oozes in his pants and underwear when he gets horny.



He stops and plays with his clear pre-ejaculate and rubs it from his tip and onto his fingers. He rubs his eyes and laughs. He’s holding back. It’s been a few weeks since he’s been laid and can’t wait to cum. Again, he bites his lip and closes his eyes as he starts to moan. He asks permission to cum and then blasts his thick black pubes with even thicker white jizz. It gels up in his crotch hair and on his stomach as he takes some on his fingers and sticks it on his tongue. He smiles, looks at the camera and evokes his own name to prove how tasty rich and creamy his cum actually is!

Farmer Tom & August Grey

Farmer Tom and August Grey are real life lovers who know how to please each other every step of the way. Tom is taking a nap and August comes into the living room to wake him up for some good old fashioned sex. They make out for a long time, rubbing, caressing, and licking each others hot spots before peeling off their pants to reveal their growing bulges. 



August goes down on Tom and licks his balls clean before opening up his underwear to get a nice long look and feel at the thick patch of black pubes inside. They flip over and Farmer Tom dry humps his man as August fingers Tom's hairy hole. August is hard as a rock and his thick 8 inch ginger cock is leaking precum into his underwear. Farmer Tom takes notice and licks up the sticky mess before pulling down the elastic to reveal August's nice hard dick.



Farmer Tom opens wide to get every inch of August into his throat. He licks and sucks, making sure to service his balls too. They flip over and before August goes in for the prize of licking Farmer Tom's hairy asshole, he stops to take a lick of Tom's dark pits. August works his way on down and works Tom's hole hard, opening it up so he can ram his big hard rod inside.



Farmer Tom loves every thrust from August and grunts with each one. They fuck doggie style on the couch before they move the whole operation over to the staircase. Farmer Tom rides August's cock while he jacks himself off. August's cock feels so good pounding his asshole and it makes Tom blast his white hot load all over his thick curly crotch of pubes. It drips down and onto the floor and they make out a bit more before August takes his turn at bat. August gets horizontal on the couch and pounds his meat as Farmer Tom tickles and squeezes the ginger's balls. August loves his balls tugged and he nuts splash after splash of nice thick jizz all over his chest, stomach, and ginger pubes!

Scott Jizzels

cott is an extra hairy bearded hipster with a crotch that's never been groomed. Scott starts out saying he's nervous because he's afraid he won't do a good job. The cameraman assures him that everything is fine and that no matter what Scott does he'll be doing a great job.



Scott rubs his cock through his basketball shorts staring hard into the camera. The cameraman interacts with him, helping to calm his nerves. Scott pulls his shorts down to reveal a super hairy crotch with thick pubes to match all the hair on his chest and stomach. His balls are big and fuzzy and plump with a load that's soon to follow.



Scott gets into his groove. He's still nervous, so a rock hard cock is illusive to start. He wants so bad to impress the people who will be watching his naked debut. After awkward jacking and banter with the cameraman, Scott grabs his phone and puts on some porn. That does the trick and the hipster gets fully erect as he starts to get restless, pointing to the sign that he's about to blow his load.



Scott lets his juices flow, and flow they do! His big creamy load spurts and oozes out and into his extra thick pubes and down onto his hairy nuts. He plays with his cum a bit, amazed at how his jizz spurted, saying that it usually only ever oozes. There's a lot of cum in his hairy crotch and he's excited that his first time wasn't a bust. Scott waves goodbye and we leave him to clean up his big sticky man-mess!

Seere & Giovanni Lovell

Seere is back with his usual appetite for twink ass. Giovanni Lovell is a newcummer and has never shot a single scene for anyone before this. He just turned 18 and wanted to give it a try. He’s originally from Spain and he’s got a nice plump uncut cock to prove it!


To get things moving they suck face until they can’t resist the urge to get into each others pants. Soon the shirts are off and Giovanni’s face is down in Seere’s bulging crotch. It doesn’t take long for Seere to get to full mast and he returns the favor by sucking the Spanish twink’s veiny, slightly curved uncut dick. After sucking a bit Seere goes back up and kisses Giovanni, giving the twink a taste of his own cock. Our surfer is in the mood for sticking his dick in some ass and he tells Giovanni that he’s going to fuck him. The twink is eager to try it. It’s been a really long time since he’s been fucked and he normally only tops.



He hops on Seere’s big dick. He’s very tight and within seconds, he has to stop saying that it hurts. He takes a short break and tries it again. Again it hurts and he doesn’t know if he can go on. He gives it one last try in a different position and this time he takes it balls deep as Seere sticks it to him and reams his tight little ass with gusto. They fuck and fuck as Giovanni moans with delight. It still hurts, but he loves the pain of each and every thrust from Seere. They move into doggie style where Seere takes no prisoners with the twink’s asshole and gives him the fucking of his life. The surfer’s tight body pounds back and forth while his ass cheeks clench and flex, helping his cock to get deeper and deeper inside the twink.



Finally, Seere decides to blow. After a quick declaration of his intent, he pulls out and dumps a giant load of jizz all over the twink’s cute face. His cum spurts out and flies across Giovanni’s waiting body and gushes all over his face. It lands in his mouth and sticks in his shaggy hair. He loves the cum and takes every last drop he can get. Once he’s got all that Seere has to offer, he sits up and starts pumping for his own white gold. Seere gets down by the twink’s vein popping cock and as Giovanni starts to moan, the surfer sticks his tongue out to take the offering. Giovanni’s big uncut dick squirts its load. His jizz is warm and thick as it rolls out and covers Seere’s tongue. It gets all over and runs down his own shaft and onto his hand while Seere licks it up, happy to take a piece of this hot twink home with him forever.

Skyler & Lorne Rox

Tatted sex pig, Lorne Rox, is home alone in his dingy apartment when he gets a knock on the door. Emo twink, Skyler, walks in dressed for the club. Lorne lets him in, locks the door and without a word, forcefully shoves Skyler’s face into his dirty crotch. Skyler works Lorne’s bulging pants before he goes in for his prize. What he gets is Lorne’s dirty stained jockstrap that used to be white. Now it’s grey and yellow from all of Lorne’s sweat and piss dribbles and cum stains from over the years.



When Lorne’s cock makes it’s appearance, it’s stiff and veiny and ready to go, thanks to the big black cockring the pig likes to wear around the house for just such an occasion. Skyler, still on his knees, takes the dick in his mouth. Lorne face fucks the twink, gagging him as he does it fast and hard. Lorne sticks his fingers in Skyler’s tight asshole as he gets his dick sucked by the vacuum face that Skyler is.



They lay down to 69 and Lorne rims Skyler’s little butt. Skyler is horny as fuck. He grabs Lorne’s big thick dick and jacks it with his own long thin one. Precum oozes out of the tip of the emo twink’s cock, providing the lube for both of them as he pounds away. His foreskin moves back and forth up and down his full shaft and rubbing against Lorne’s dirty cock.



Lorne likes to be rough and hard and talks dirty all the way through. He tells Skyler what to do and Skyler does it. He gets the emo in a headlock and shoves his hand inside the twink’s mouth as he fucks deeper and harder. Skyler rides the cock up and down and Lorne sticks it to him in every dominating position he can think of.



Skyler is the first to blast his load. It sprays all over his stomach and drenches his skin. His balls tighten and he moans out. Lorne likes what he sees and pulls out to spray the twink with his own blast of jizz. He grunts and groans as it squirts out and mixes to make a cum cocktail of twink and pig all over Skyler. When Lorne is done dropping his load, he tells Skyler to get out, throws his clothes at him and physically shoves him out of his apartment and slams the door. Skyler is nothing but a hole to Lorne, but Skyler loves it and wouldn’t want to be treated any other way!

Vince Faulkner & Kieron Knight

Kieron Knight is a BMX biker and skydiver with a really nice big uncut dick and a great set of lowhangers. His head is shaved but his face and the rest of his hot young body is scruffy and pretty hairy. Vince is a super thin and smooth power bottom who loves to take the dick. He’s a snowboarder who also likes to dabble in skydiving. Both of these guys have plugs and piercing in their ears and both also have pierced nipples.



They start out kissing and teasing each other by groping and rubbing cock through their clothes. They’re both into foreplay, so they take their time. Vince’s shirt is off first, quickly followed by Kieron’s. The hairy top quickly takes control and puts the snowboarder on the bottom where he belongs. Kieron dry humps Vince’s ass through their pants before he slowly and meticulously undoes Vince’s pants to reveal a nice plump, fully shaved dick. Kieron sees some precum and plays with it before removing his own pants to reveal some sexy tightie whities. He continues humping Vince through his underwear. Vince reaches down and takes Kieron’s cock out. What a sight! It’s huge and uncut and practically unravels as it breaks free from the underwear.



Vince likes what he sees and quickly goes down on the skydiver. You can tell it feels good by the look on Kieron’s face! Kieron returns the favor a bit before he again takes over and fucks the snowboarder’s face. His big low nuts dangle as Vince gags on his cock. Vince squeezes and tugs at Kieron’s balls as Kieron swears and starts to talk dirty in his hot fucking English accent. They roll over and 69 each other with Vince on top. Vince’s cock goes balls deep into the skydiver’s face making his nuts rest on Kieron’s face. Kieron rims his counterpart before spitting on his ass and sticking his fingers deep inside. Vince’s ass is tight and it needs to be opened up a bit before that big uncut cock makes its way inside.



Kieron has decided it’s time to fuck. He rams his cock inside and pounds the thin snowboarder from behind. He goes deep and slaps his hips on Vince’s ass. His balls squish and crush against the ass he’s pounding. Over and over he pounds away at the thin dude. Vince loves it and screams out “oh god yes” between his groans and moans. Kieron fucks harder and harder as Vince begs him to fuck him more. Kieron needs his release and hovers over his mohawked friend to spritz his white load inside his mouth. His uncut cock is throbbing and spitting cum everywhere. Vince laps it up before he gets up and does the same to Kieron.



Vince is a shooter. His cum flies everywhere and everyone jokes in the end about how far the cum flew. Anyone within about a 4 foot radius would have gotten sprayed with jizz! Kieron laughs and laps it up. They’ve had quite the session! It’s been a long time and now they both have to piss. We were there to catch their after sex pissing too!